Tucker shares CNN’s list of presidential replacements they’ve offered up for 2024. Highlights include:
“Let’s check in with our friends over at CNN to see what they’re covering today on their ‘news’ channel. Ooh, looks like they’re planning a palace coup at the White House, just another day in Washington.”
“Turns out CNN’s researchers have discovered that Joe Biden is elderly and unpopular.”
“Obviously, Biden isn’t going to serve two terms, so as a public service, CNN has assembled a list of people who should replace Joe Biden.”
“It turns out supporting Joe Biden was never about any specific ideology, we on the right fell for that one, but these people have no interest in principles or ideas. Loyalty is a foreign concept to them. They care only about power.”
“It’s kind of scary, really. Thankfully, this same group is also stupid. Stupidity is their one redeeming quality. If they were smart, they’d take over the world, they’re certainly ruthless enough. But thank God they can’t do that because they’re too limited by their own bigotries and their tiny intellects.”
“First on the list is Kamala Harris; that makes sense, she’s the vice president. The problem is, nobody likes Kamala Harris.”
“Kamala Harris is a charmless phony who has such total and utter contempt for your intelligence that she fully expects you to believe that her fake laugh is real.”
“Honestly, it’s not necessarily a deal killer in politics. No one ever called Richard Nixon charming, yet Nixon won the biggest presidential landslide in American history in 1970.”
“The difference is Richard Nixon was competent. He had skills, he could do things. Kamala Harris doesn’t, and she can’t.”
“If CNN scholars could do science, which of course they can’t, Pete Buttigieg is the candidate they would create in their basement lab. Pete Buttigieg couldn’t even run South Bend, Indiana. He tried, couldn’t. That’s not really surprising. Buttigieg has never shown any interest in improving the lives of actual people, his only real skill is talking about himself.”
Watch the video below to see the rest of CNN’s short list for presidential replacements and cast your vote in the comments.
