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Forget Joe, When it Comes to Fakin’ the Funk, Kamala’s a Rock Star

Did you notice ELLE magazine’s Kamala Harris’ funk faking October puff piece?

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Did you notice ELLE magazine’s Kamala Harris’ funk faking October puff piece? It features this soaring subhead: “The woman who will become vice president on the fight for justice and freedom she’s been waging since birth.” Since birth. BIRTH.

Apparently, Kamala entered the world with fists clenched and ready to rumble. Get a load of ELLE’s version of Kamala’s toddlerhood civil rights activism:

“She laughs from her gut, the way you would with family, as she remembers being wheeled through an Oakland, California, civil rights march in a stroller with no straps with her parents and her uncle. At some point, she fell from the stroller (few safety regulations existed for children’s equipment back then), and the adults, caught up in the rapture of protest, just kept on marching. By the time they noticed little Kamala was gone and doubled back, she was understandably upset. ‘My mother tells the story about how I’m fussing,’ Harris says, ‘and she’s like, ‘Baby, what do you want? What do you need?’ And I just looked at her and I said, ‘Fweedom.’”

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How cute, how precocious, how absurd. How did ELLE not fact-check this fabulous fib? Maybe because Kamala didn’t make it up—she ripped it off.

If you’re gonna fake it, go big

Gotta hand it to our president by proxy, when Kamala lies, she lies BIGLY. Vice president Kamala Harris stole this story from none other than Martin Luther King. Here’s his version published in Playboy in 1965:

“I will never forget a moment in Birmingham when a White policeman accosted a little Negro girl, seven or eight years old, who was walking in a demonstration with her mother. ‘What do you want?’ the policeman asked her gruffly, and the little girl looked at him straight in the eye and answered, ‘Fee-dom.’ She couldn’t even pronounce it, but she knew. It was beautiful! Many times when I have been in sorely trying situations, the memory of that little one has come into my mind, and has buoyed me.”

Maybe Kamala’s funk fakery is why Joe Biden chose her as his VP and future president. Perhaps her audacity in reinventing her history for self promotion reminded him of himself. After all, Joe’s been fakin’ the funk for what seems like forever. Blue-collar Joe, Scranton Joe, good Ol’ Joe, top-of-his-class Joe, Cornpop-popping Joe—all that malarkey he pushed on us while making deals with Chinese communist gangsters and pretending to ride Amtrak just like any other Joe, et cetera.

Lie with a smile (or while laughing)

Perhaps Joe perversely respects Kamala for calling him a racist and then poo poo-ing her calling him a racist by reminding us that, “It was [only] a debate.” Maybe he respects his VP’s ability to lie through her teeth for political purposes—with a smile and a creepy cackle. After all, in the weaselly world of politics, lying and faking the funk effectively—and with (forced) humor—is part and parcel to political success. Just ask Bill Clinton or Barack Obama or … no, don’t ask Hillary. Her humor translates even worse than Kamala’s.

Now, both our presidents are shamelessly fakin’ the funk about a perfectly good and reasonable—and needful—Georgia voting law. We can rest assured that Kamala is straight-up pony-soldier dog-face lying or whatever. Joe, on the other hand, may actually believe that Georgia Republicans want to kill black voters by denying them water while they wait in line to vote. Joe’s delusions may extend to truly believing that requiring ID to help ensure election integrity is racist and “Jim Crow on steroids.” We don’t really know. He doesn’t really know. Where does Joe’s addled mind end and his brainwashing begin?

We can know this: Kamala Harris knows she’s lying through cackling laughter when she disparages Georgia by calling its elected Republicans racists. When you fake that funk as long as Kamala has—from birth, apparently—faking everything is second nature. When you lie, lie, lie, you become an accomplished liar and fabulous faker of the funk, baby. You go, girl. Captain Decency can’t hold a candle to you.

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Patrick is a trained journalist and writer with degrees in English and journalism. He served six years in the Navy where his life was changed forever by the Lord Jesus Christ. He lives in the Sierra Nevada of Northern California with his wife, dog and two cats. He enjoys hiking and cycling, taking pictures and blogging at https://luscri.com/



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A Compound National Fracture

Our 246-year experiment in representative democracy is rapidly fraying at the edges

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If Martin Luther King, Jr. were alive today, he’d be appalled at the fractionalization of our nation. No one can guarantee the USA will exist for the duration of the decade, let alone the next several years.

Our 246-year experiment in representative democracy is rapidly fraying at the edges, and not merely because of anarchists and agitators funded by one-world globalists, or because of perpetually contested elections. Big money has always been the controlling factor in Washington D.C. Today, the levels of influence peddling are unprecedented and getting worse.

Evaporating Middle Ground

Democrats and Republicans once sought to join together on critical issues for the good of the Union, at least some of the time. Today partisan politics predominates. We now approach $30 trillion in debt and $164 trillion in unfunded liabilities, equal to 492,000 per citizen, This a level that is unconscionable and represents theft of our children’s and grandchildren’s heritage. Concurrently, Communist China operates in the foreground to undermine our every institution.

The sentiment that the U.S. is a global force for good is a sentiment shared by at least half of our friends around the globe, and even begrudgingly by our enemies after the dust settled — think Germany and Japan — but the sentiment cannot be as potent when there is constant internal strife. Domestic dissension and sedition, the lobbying stranglehold, and treason has left our friends befuddled and our enemies bemused and emboldened.

Meanwhile, the world is suffering, beyond the ravages of the coronavirus and in ways that few people could have predicted. More refugees populate the earth than ever before. Human trafficking, often a euphemism for sexual slavery, is a blight on “civilized” societies. The world population is now approaching 8.0 billion people up from 5.0 billion people in 1985.

Madness in Motion

In the U.S. whether or not the libstream press will address the reality, the waves of illegal immigrants from 2008 to 2022 have strained our resources. Local and state governments are bursting at the fiscal seams, while Biden and crew keep the floodgates open.

Crime is rampant among communities with an influx of illegal aliens. A visit to the Drug Enforcement Administration website reveals the country of origin of those criminals most wanted by the D.E.A. in cities across America. Hint: Overwhelming it is Mexico.

Despite record amounts spent on education, our schools were already failing, before the current shutdowns. Minority academic underachievement has been near-constant for decades, even in the most “progressive” communities with the most “progressive-thinking” teachers. Hordes of immigrant children, primarily hailing from Latin America, further strain school districts.

Splitting along Ideological Lines

On the East Coast and the West Coast, deep pockets of liberalism prevail. In the center of the country, conservatism prevails. Communities are organizing along political divisions and feel “the other side” simply doesn’t get it: espousing policies, theories, and beliefs contrary to the best interests of our civilization.

I don’t wish to reside in a land dominated by a polarized news media, the current Senate and Congressional leaders, billionaire “progressives” bent on censorship, sell-out corporations, a two-tier justice system, and a school system designed to poison the minds of our children.

The U.S. might fracture and become two or three countries. The geography for such a partition, of course, is not convenient. How do you combine California, Oregon, and Washington, with New England and the left-leaning Mid-Atlantic States? They are joined together by ideology, while thousands of miles apart. And, if we the U.S. were to split into two nations, beyond the inconvenient geography many problems would occur from legal, political, and trade standpoints.

No Unity, No Future

In any case, we cannot continue in the current mode. The far-left is pulling away from everyone else in the nation, even from patriotic rank and file Democrat. Many people would just as soon let the rabble-rousers go: What is the point of seeking to maintain the Union with people who fervently wish to “re-educate” you?

All the above points to the reality that the U.S. as we know it could soon be irretrievable.

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January 6th: One Year of Democrat Lies

On this day, expect to see an array of libstream news coverage that contorts the events of one year ago

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The Biden Administration has taken action unprecedented in our history. It is treating those individuals who inhabited the U.S. Capitol on January 6, 2021 in protest as if they are insurrectionist or murderous terrorists. The people who Biden is holding, in many cases for months on end in solitary confinement, are being denied their fundamental rights as American citizens.

America was founded based on a constitution and amendments that guarantee rights to the individual; a republic where laws prevail, to be dispensed impartially; where unlawful search and seizure is not permitted; and where due process matters.

This is the land of the free and the home of the brave; the nation which immigrants from everywhere yearn to be; the beacon of democracy and the best example on Earth of a free people.

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Insurrection? Hardly

Many of the people who entered the Capitol that day were ushered in by the Capitol guards. They simply walked through doors that were held open for them. The claims of insurrection are ridiculous. No one had weapons. How do you mount an insurrection with no arms?

Nearly all every Capitol occupiers had either a plane reservation or car ride ready for that evening or the next day. They did not intend to stay. In short, no organized attempt to overthrow the government was underway, and every Biden official and every rational member of Congress knows that knows that.

The libstream press won’t tell you that the ranks of actual Trump supporters were infiltrated by members of Antifa and actual insurrectionists who sought to create a false flag, making it seem as if Donald Trump and Trump-inspired supporters intended to overthrow the U.S. government.

Trump supporters were not seeking to overthrow the United States government; this is total hogwash as is known by anyone who is familiar with the facts.

Ashli Babbitt, a U.S. Air Force veteran, was killed by a Capitol guard. She posed no threat and carried no weapon, and based on the more vigorous activity of some Capitol occupiers did little to earn her fate.

Many of the Americans held by the Biden Administration have been mistreated. Remember, they are innocent until proven guilty. Why not release to the public the film footage from inside of the capital, with no cuts on footage; no bits and pieces? We know why.

The Shame of Biden and Company

The Biden Administration and its incalculably undemocratic, unlawful, and despicable approach to administering justice is stifling attempts to ensure that these incarcerated individuals receive lawful and constitutional protections. Justice, however, must be served before and during the legal proceedings for any of the incarcerated.

Biden, a political puppet, and his handlers, feel all-powerful and appear unconcerned. They’ve got the sycophantic press on their side as well as multi-millions of gullible Democrats, liberals, and progressives who believe that Biden is a kind man, his administration is both fair and just, and the Capitol occupiers are in league with the devil. As usual, the exact opposite is true.

And what about the DOJ? For at least two decades and counting, the U.S. Department of Justice has engaged in egregious acts of prosecutorial misconduct. DOJ prosecuting attorneys seek convictions by any means necessary. If that involves withholding evidence, delaying court cases, and bleeding the persecuted financially dry, then so be it. Within a 97% conviction rate, as a nation, we have crossed the line into banana republic territory.

On a Mission of Misinformation

The gatekeepers of information and communication in our society, including the wannabe autocrats at Facebook, Google, Amazon, Twitter, etc, don’t fool us with their rigged algorithms and ‘community standards.’

Their manipulation of the news, the contorted views, and the censorship in which they’ve been engaged, will not diminish us. We know their end game: it is control of the masses, ever to be ruled by a fraudulently elected ruling class, backed by über-liberal billionaires who believe they are the anointed ones.

On this day, expect to see a vast array of news coverage that contorts the events of one year ago. Don’t buy into it for even a nano-second.

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