Tucker compares the Democratic party to a van full of blubbering teenage drama queens, ‘cuz like, you know, the smallest thing like, not going their way is like, totally the end of democracy until like, the next minor inconvenience. Maybe we should have them define democracy so we can all be sure what they’re complaining about?
Highlights include:
“For democrats, there are no more small problems. No challenge is minor. Every speed bump is a full-blown catastrophe, every disagreement total war.”
“Losing an election? They can’t even talk about it.”
“Close your eyes and try to picture the scariest threat you can imagine. Now multiply that scene by a million sweat-covered nightmares and you are just beginning to approach the level of terror the democrats feel when they think about giving up power.”
“It’s not just a bad outcome, it’s the end of democracy.”
“For a well-adjusted normal person, unwanted election outcomes are part of life. Voters don’t always do what you want them to do. It is frustrating, but that’s how it works. In fact, when voters reject you, you get a chance to assess your own behavior. Chances are there is a reason that people didn’t want you in power, and you now have time to think about what that reason might be. That’s a healthy process.”
“So, when you lose, it is hardly proof that the system is broken. In fact it’s usually evidence that things are working exactly as intended.”
“If you really believe that your election loss meant the end of America and the beginning of a thousand years of darkness, you might have trouble keeping perspective on politics. Every election would feel like climate change, the most profound existential crisis in the history of the world. And if your side ever lost an election, how do you describe a disaster that existentially existential?”
“The other choice is to seek immediate psychiatric care and behave like an adult. That has not occurred to them … because democracy is at stake.”
“It turns out you can destroy our ancient democracy just by forgetting to wear your mask in an elevator. Think about that for a moment, Mr. and Mrs. America. Our democracy is that brittle. One act of carelessness and it could shatter into a million pieces like a priceless vase.”
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